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To be out-tuned

Well.. haven’t you had this feeling about the world moving way faster than you? Everyday lots of people share lots of stuff that you haven’t seen yet, and you start thinking ‘Holy shit! I have to start watching stuff, or I’ll be left behind!’ fuck yea. Well, I’m one of those people that when sees something online and likes it a lot, shares it. Not for the sake of saying ‘see? see how cool I am?’ (I know there’s people like that in this world) but because I love the people I have around.

When I share something is either because I find it inspiring or funny, and I want people around me to feel turned on by the stuff that helped me somehow. After that I thought, ok I have a blog that’s all about hating, which is the opposite thing to the reasons why I share stuff, so.. I figured that what I’m going to do is to share the stuff by hating the opposite. D’you know what I mean? If I’m sharing a video about an economical revolution, I’ll hate capitalism, ad.. in that way I’ll be able to share the stuff I love.. actually by hating the opposite stuff.

I hope it’s clear now. This is basically a post to explain you guys how this will change a little bit.
Don’t forget to follow us on Tw and Fb. We share some cool stuff overthere as well.

So.. I hate to be out-tuned and that’s why I’ll try to tune you to all the stuff that I find, and I’m going to start with this:

That’s a collaborative social network made by Joseph Gordon-Levitt (the guy from 500 days of summer), in this place any artist wannabe can come in and join any project by collaborating in it, helping other people and giving out your insights. It’s not fb it’s not twitter, it’s a playground for people to meet and share. Great stuff, you better check it out, because it’s awesome.

Cheers, motherfuckers!


I hate the hypnotist power of the internet

Note to myself: Never trust in Goats anymore.

Ok. So.. I felt ready. After some hours stuck with the computer, refining my CV, my website (that you can check out in here) and looking for some job opportunities on linked in, I thought myself:” You’ve done enough of internet today, you feel ready now to close it and start writing a bit on your next short film screenplay”. The only thing that was pushing me away from my goal was this message I had to write to my girlfriend: ‘It’s alright, I’m not mad, we’ll talk tomorrow’. Simple task.. yet fuckin’ hard.

I opened chrome (then I realized it was already opened), pressed ctrl+t (I already had tons of tabs opened as well), typed ‘f’ and ‘send’ with the speed of an ewok running away from the troops. And right after that, saw that video, that video with a llama in it that said Livin’ on a prayer Goat version’. I had no other chance. I clicked on it.. and suddenly..

Forgot everything. Blank page on my brain. Nothingness in my stream of consciousness.

Two motherfuckin’ hours later I found myself watching some irani blog that claimed it would help me to make money by recording myself masturbating with an orange.

My girlfriend dumped me in a matter of seconds.
And I never wrote  single word of my screenplay. Of course.

Smartphones (II)

There are more reasons why I hate those fuckers.. what about that moment in which they get damned stucked in the precise moment when someone is calling you!?! Or.. When they pick the phone!! Fuck!! You start wasting minutes and minutes just waiting for the mobile phone to respond!! I’v’e been tempted several times to throw it against the floor for the second time. Oh.. c’mon, seriously!? I don’t have free minutes.. and my company makes me pay for stablishing the contact!! Don’t make me cal again!!!

And d’you know why does this happen?? It’s because the fuckin’ phone is updating facebook..or retrieving the information from the whatssapp server!! (so that you girlfriend can know if the message got to you or not) D’you know what? No!! Your message didn’t get to me because I was fuckin’ trying to make a simple phone call!!

I dunno what was wrong with my mobile phone.. so I decided to desinstall all this bullshit that are suppossed to make your life easier thaat are commonly known as Apps. I reset the whole fuckin’ memory. Back to the original form.. And now.. It seems to work better.. no angry birds… no flipboard, no 360º camera..

I decided not to make the same mistakes again.. so I decided not to install any of the apps I had and keep the phone clean of bullshit.. Well and then I installed Dropbox, it is needed… And googlr drive… and evernote, and.. fuck.

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